Introducing...!

This perfect representation of deep-breathing naked ladies everywhere was created by the incomparable Laura Berger. Every time I look at her, I squeal in delight and understanding.

Hi guys! I think it's Almost Autumn™ out there -- a tingly non-season comprised of the residual symptoms of summer's feverish overstimulation and that hopeful, plaid-clad, every gel pen in its place vibration that has me pre-packing tomorrow's lunch as though that's a thing I regularly do. To be clear: Summer Rose subsists on rosé and vegan fudgsicles and wears a bikini under all her clothes like an aquatic superhero. Autumn Rose stress-dreams about not having prepped enough kale salad for the week. So.

I thought I'd capitalize on this fleeting back to school 'tude by introducing my sparkly new website! It houses all the wacky ramblings of my old, ugly website... but it's beautiful! And looks are all that matter. But wait! It also alludes to some cool projects I have cookin', including an interview series that I can't wait to share with you.

So visit me here, bc mama don't live at rosieglowwellness.com no mo'. ... Bring cookies.

XOXO,
Rose